Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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