why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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