drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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