So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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