so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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