I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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