The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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