I am in a vortex of obligation.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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