I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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