Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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