im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
how drunk are you?
Several
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
