I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
