And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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