we're blogging at a bar
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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