Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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