I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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