I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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