my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I believe in your delicious
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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