youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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