I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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