i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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