you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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