I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
