i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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