ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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