just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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