I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
