college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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