i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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