can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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