whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she peed on how many people?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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