Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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