I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
