Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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