So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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