I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Randomize
