these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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