ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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