she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
