like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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