bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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