Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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