never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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