So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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