I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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