lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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