my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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