Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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