idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
My ass is underappreciated
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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