can we get nightvision for the apartment?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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