You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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