You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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