is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's just like the Real World with babies
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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