I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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