Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
