She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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