In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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